An Exhausted Introduction

I always hate introductions.  They can be so bland and no one ever wants to tell the real truth about themselves.  I mean who wants to tell people they are a rude jackass?  Seriously?  Thankfully, I am not a rude jackass!  I'm just a very opinionated person and could care less of how people perceive me to be.  I am who I am.  Nothing less, nothing more.

With that said, my name is Tisha Johnson.  I am 27 years old and mother to 3 children.  Aiden, 4, Trinity, 2 and Arabella, 1.  I also have a 13 year old step-son, Matthew.  I've been known to be the wicked step mother which I'm sure Matthew would agree.  I have been married almost 6 years to my husband, Tony.  He recently retired from the United States Navy in 2008 after 20 long years.  If your doing the math, yes my husband is older than me.  Twelve years to be exact.  He now works as a civilian on a Naval base.  Guess he didn't get enough the first 20 years.

Some interested facts about me: I'm hearing impaired.  At times that is very good as I can just remove my hearing aids when I don't want to listen to my husband anymore or the fighting between my kids.  Another fact: May 1, 2006 I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease.  Many people do not know about this disease or even heard of it.  I encourage you to look it up.  To give a blunt definition...It's a very shitty disease.  I'm currently on Humira which means I get to stab myself with a needle every other week.  Joy. Joy.

Well gotta cut it short.  My husband keeps looking at me wondering if I'm ever gonna stop typing.  I reckon' he can't go to sleep without me.  Gah.  Man can't do anything without woman.